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Name: Aaron
Location: Murfreesboro, Tennessee, United States
Birthday: 7/13/1987
Gender: Male


Interests: Doors, Metallica, Hendrix, Flogging Molly, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Stephen King, Michael Crichton, Vines, harrassing people online, convincing people I'm a Communist (I'm not), Astros, vidja games.
Expertise: Writing random shit, playing the gitfiddle.


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Member Since: 7/26/2004

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Thursday, February 02, 2006

Woah, I found this thing for the first time in about... what, six months now? Check that shit out... I hate blogging.


Saturday, July 02, 2005

I have now realized that there aren't nearly enough hours in the day. So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to send the Earth a few inches out in its... fuck it, I just won't sleep as much.


Tuesday, June 28, 2005

From now on, this shall be used to spew out whatever I believe. First up: The Red Crimson automobile made in gorgeous Soviet Russia.

"The Red Crimson has solid steel body with bulletproof windows. It withstands hit from a Humvee at 100 km/h, much like the strong Soviet people. The windows do not roll down. It is safety feature. If you live in hot area, break windows with sledgehammer for optimum wind passage. It comes with engine. ...HA! It is joke, comrade! It does, however, come with free CB radio installed next to steering wheel for listening pleasure. American price is $3000! Even the most capitalistic swine can afford! Buy now!"

That was a radio advertisement from the Red Automobile Company's Chair Comrade, Boris Polov. I myself own one, and it is better than any car made by the capitalist dogs that run Ford, Chevy, and whatever else car is in the mainstream market. Buy the Red Crimson now, you'll thank yourself later, comrade!

 


Friday, June 24, 2005

So do ya still remember, the December's foggy freeze?

...What foggy freeze? What the hell are you talking about?

When the ice that clings on to your beard, it was screaming agony?

...I don't think it's ever been that cold anywhere I've been in my life. I sure as hell wouldn't describe the weather as 'screaming agony.'

And you snatch your rattling last breaths, with deep sea diver's sounds.

...Does this mean I'm dead? OH SHIT! I'M DEAD!

And the flowers bloom like madness in the spring.

...What the hell?

Sun streaming cold, on an old man wand'ring lonely, taking time the only way he knows.

Oh, you're talking about THAT. Look, that old dude looked at me weird, I had every right to go apeshit like I did.

Neck hurting bad, as he bends to pick the dogget, he goes down to the park and warms his feet.

Okay, he didn't look at me. He was picking a dogget. But that's illegal, right? I was doing the city a favor!

Feeling alone, salvation a la mode and a cup of tea.

...That just doesn't make any sense. I'm cutting this off!

I hope all of you enjoyed that.


Thursday, June 02, 2005

I have the distinct feeling this will all end in tears...



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